Crest Whitestrips: before and after
So I found myself in CVS a few weeks back, shopping for a new toothbrush. It had been forever since I had a new one, and the current one was falling apart and leaving bristles in my mouth on a daily basis.
That’s when I realized how huge the tooth whitening solution industry had become. There was a whole section dedicated to teeth whitening. They have paint-on-gels, various types of peroxide strips, and other miscellaneous products. I had no idea the market for teeth whitening had become so huge.
I was skeptical… I figured I’d try out one of products, photograph my teeth before and after, and decide for myself if these things actually worked.
I bought a box of Crest Whitestrips for $30. The package promises visibly whiter teeth in 14 days or your money back.
Basically it works like this. For two 30 minute periods a day you stick these gel-coated strips to your teeth. Apparently the gel is a peroxide-based solution that bleaches the exterior of your teeth.
I tried to stick to the 2 sessions a day, but I admit, I wasn’t always consistent. But just over 2 weeks after starting, I finished off the box. And here are the results:

(before the teeth whitening strips)

(about 2 weeks later, after completing one box of Crest whitestrips)
Personally, I think it actually works. Sure, it’s not a huge effect with one box, and it’s not immediate, but I think it actually does get your teeth whiter. The second photo might have more of a flash. I’ll let you be the judge.
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Gross. I just tried to put 3 fingers in my mouth and pull my lips apart like that, and it is not happening. You are a freak. P.S. My solution to yellowing teeth is to never smile …. ever.
hmmm. Well, I did lose my frenulum (the flap of skin that attaches the gums to the upper lip) in a freakish baseball accident years ago, so perhaps that explains the flexibility.
I have an alternative theory to explain your freakish mouth stretching.
It’s from all the cheese you eat. It acts as a lubricant.
Bet you thought i was going to make some sort of dick joke there didn’t you?
I’m glad you found the power of Crest Whitestrips.
GOOD JOB! I’m getting some myself.
And, uh, Dr. Dick is an asshole.